Only her milk can save good will on earth
I hate Christmas. There, I said it. But my years of scrooging put me at the top of the naughty list and over the arm of my couch while a sexy alien-elf Santa punishes me for my lack of cheer. Except it doesn’t work. I’m still on the naughty list and Santa’s power is fading. It turns out I’m the only one that can save Christmas… well, my milk anyway; and if I don’t start dribbling the white-stuff before December 25th… this sexy, green-skinned-elf-mountain will cease to exist. As well as Christmas and all good will on earth — I guess we have to save that as well, right? Ugh.Will I become a hucow in time to save my sexy Saint Nick?
Grab your snow globes for a spicy, hysterically cheesy, whimsically erotic festive adventure. 18+
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