I can explain why Im hiring male strippers.
I can explain the want ads for saucy male companionship Im posting.
I can even explain pretending to date the citys most notorious playboy.
They say revenge is a dish best served cold, but mine is going to be spicy, sizzling, and hilariously humiliating.
My ex, Vaughn, cheated, stole from me, and worse. I refused to be the lovable, heartbroken heroine who hides under a pile of tissues and ice cream pints. Oh no, not me.
So when the universe offers me the perfect crescendo to my plan, I know I cant refuse. Jameson Wolfe, Vaughns arch-nemesis and business rival, wants to help me get back at my ex.
Were going to fake falling head over heels for each other and then rub it all in Vaughns face.
Jameson has his own agenda that I should probably, maybe definitely, be worried about. But how wrong could this go?
Jameson might be the citys most notorious playboy, dangerously handsome, and filthy rich, but hes practically allergic to commitments. Well emotionlessly fake date for a few weeks and cap it all off with an appearance at the company Halloween mixer.
Ill be in a sensibly scandalous costume with my arm wrapped around Jamesons. Vaughn will go nuclear, and then we can all ride off into the sunset. Separately.
Sure, Jameson isnt the terrible jerk his reputation makes him out to be. And yes, I may find myself enjoying our fake dates more than I ever expected. But its going to be fine, even if I find myself asking 'what if' when Im supposed to be thinking 'no way.' The plan is still going to go off without a hitch.
Right?
I can explain the want ads for saucy male companionship Im posting.
I can even explain pretending to date the citys most notorious playboy.
They say revenge is a dish best served cold, but mine is going to be spicy, sizzling, and hilariously humiliating.
My ex, Vaughn, cheated, stole from me, and worse. I refused to be the lovable, heartbroken heroine who hides under a pile of tissues and ice cream pints. Oh no, not me.
So when the universe offers me the perfect crescendo to my plan, I know I cant refuse. Jameson Wolfe, Vaughns arch-nemesis and business rival, wants to help me get back at my ex.
Were going to fake falling head over heels for each other and then rub it all in Vaughns face.
Jameson has his own agenda that I should probably, maybe definitely, be worried about. But how wrong could this go?
Jameson might be the citys most notorious playboy, dangerously handsome, and filthy rich, but hes practically allergic to commitments. Well emotionlessly fake date for a few weeks and cap it all off with an appearance at the company Halloween mixer.
Ill be in a sensibly scandalous costume with my arm wrapped around Jamesons. Vaughn will go nuclear, and then we can all ride off into the sunset. Separately.
Sure, Jameson isnt the terrible jerk his reputation makes him out to be. And yes, I may find myself enjoying our fake dates more than I ever expected. But its going to be fine, even if I find myself asking 'what if' when Im supposed to be thinking 'no way.' The plan is still going to go off without a hitch.
Right?
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