Jungle Nymphs, Lost at Sea

Wow! What a week! Here I am in a bungalow on a beach with Sarah the NORG and the three girls from the airplane who see me as the 'Chosen One' promised to them by my sister-in-law, my brother Robby's wife. We're all safe and we're learning to live together, but I guess my adventure is really just beginning. The girls want to disappear and leave behind their old lives as some kind of secret special forces somethings, and I need to help them. Robby will have some ideas.

How did this happen to me? I'm not complaining, don't get me wrong. But Sarah isn't even human. I'm not just saying that she's so beautiful that she it's hard to believe that she's human, I'm saying that she's actually not human; she's a Non-Organic Life-form. We don't call her a robot, but...

And Pixie. Pixie was my 'wedding present' from Sarah. Pixie is a NORG too, but she's only three and a half feet tall. She's super cute and I love her, but can I handle her?

I need to get out of bed and figure out what we're doing. My little brother has some 'splainin' to do.