Siren Protection Factor
(2025)(The fifth book in the Wet Hot Monster Summer series)
A novel by Latrexa Nova
(release date will most likely change, be aware)
Never trust a siren—especially when he tells you he loves you.
My abuelita died and willed me her crazy-ass cliffside mansion in Cryptic Cove. Most people don’t know sea monsters also call the sleepy beach town home. With rental rates soaring and my job as a streamer being the ultimate work from home gig, moving there should be a given.
But the last summer I buried my toes in those sands, a merman broke my heart.
My friends come with me for emotional support… and every one of them falls in love with one of his friends.
Now, I can’t escape Kalixto.
Arrogant, confident, and totally intent on winning me back, he sinks to new depths—like making a deal with a sea witch to get his legs and start a rock band.
But I’m thirty now, and know better to follow his siren song. Even if my heart tells me he’s the only fish in the sea for me.
Siren Protection Factor is the fifth and final book of the Wet Hot Monster Summer series, a second chance mystery monster romance novel featuring a nonbinary content creator and a seductive rockstar siren as they dive into the deep end. Caution — Splash Zone: You May Get Wet.
Never trust a siren—especially when he tells you he loves you.
My abuelita died and willed me her crazy-ass cliffside mansion in Cryptic Cove. Most people don’t know sea monsters also call the sleepy beach town home. With rental rates soaring and my job as a streamer being the ultimate work from home gig, moving there should be a given.
But the last summer I buried my toes in those sands, a merman broke my heart.
My friends come with me for emotional support… and every one of them falls in love with one of his friends.
Now, I can’t escape Kalixto.
Arrogant, confident, and totally intent on winning me back, he sinks to new depths—like making a deal with a sea witch to get his legs and start a rock band.
But I’m thirty now, and know better to follow his siren song. Even if my heart tells me he’s the only fish in the sea for me.
Siren Protection Factor is the fifth and final book of the Wet Hot Monster Summer series, a second chance mystery monster romance novel featuring a nonbinary content creator and a seductive rockstar siren as they dive into the deep end. Caution — Splash Zone: You May Get Wet.
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