I didnt set out to be Bigfoots captive, pregnant mate. But here I am
When my boyfriend suggested a romantic camping trip, I was game.
Then I found out hed dragged me into the woods to tell me about the friends-with-benefits arrangement he had with Bigfoot. And that he wanted me to participate.
I shouldve left on the spot. But I didnt.
I was curious. And Bigfoot was strangely hot. So, I went for it. What happens in the woods, stays in the woods, right?
Wrong.
Turns out, what had to stay in the woods was me. Because my ex abandoned me around the same time I realized I was pregnant. Then I learned the only way to survive carrying Bigfoots baby is to have regular infusions of his, um, special milk.
So, Ill stay in the magical forest to protect my babyand my surprisingly sweet, supernatural baby daddy. For now.
But after this kid is born, Ill have some big, hairy decisions to make
When my boyfriend suggested a romantic camping trip, I was game.
Then I found out hed dragged me into the woods to tell me about the friends-with-benefits arrangement he had with Bigfoot. And that he wanted me to participate.
I shouldve left on the spot. But I didnt.
I was curious. And Bigfoot was strangely hot. So, I went for it. What happens in the woods, stays in the woods, right?
Wrong.
Turns out, what had to stay in the woods was me. Because my ex abandoned me around the same time I realized I was pregnant. Then I learned the only way to survive carrying Bigfoots baby is to have regular infusions of his, um, special milk.
So, Ill stay in the magical forest to protect my babyand my surprisingly sweet, supernatural baby daddy. For now.
But after this kid is born, Ill have some big, hairy decisions to make
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