
Being forced to marry into a sicko cult wasn’t even the weirdest part of my day
I thought my fiancé was a good guy. Not the greatest in the sack, but decent marriage material.
Too bad it took finding him in a compromising positionwith his motherto figure out how wrong I’d been.
When they told me they’d kill me if I ran away, I believed them. I didn’t, however, believe them when they said the magical Ash tree in the woods would eat me alive.
Wrong again.
Lucky for me, Ash didn��t kill me. Turns out he likes my stories. And my, um, sap. So, I’m sure I can convince him to let me go once he’s been properly satiated.
I never thought the killer tree holding me captive would turn out to be a better man (and lover) than the idiot I married.
But he is.
Now I’m starting to wonder if a girl with roots in the city and a tree with roots in the woods (literally) can find their happily ever after together
I thought my fiancé was a good guy. Not the greatest in the sack, but decent marriage material.
Too bad it took finding him in a compromising positionwith his motherto figure out how wrong I’d been.
When they told me they’d kill me if I ran away, I believed them. I didn’t, however, believe them when they said the magical Ash tree in the woods would eat me alive.
Wrong again.
Lucky for me, Ash didn��t kill me. Turns out he likes my stories. And my, um, sap. So, I’m sure I can convince him to let me go once he’s been properly satiated.
I never thought the killer tree holding me captive would turn out to be a better man (and lover) than the idiot I married.
But he is.
Now I’m starting to wonder if a girl with roots in the city and a tree with roots in the woods (literally) can find their happily ever after together
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