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Not Pounded By My Book

(2021)
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When Rosey realizes her dinosaur girlfriend, Memoon, is repeating several bizarre patterns throughout the month, she grows concerned about this strange behavior. It’s soon revealed that Memoon is a mass-produced clone, and Rosey breaks up with her.

Lost and looking for company, Rosey joins her friend at a nearby art gallery, but it quickly becomes apparent this isn’t any old showing. Now wrapped up in the world of digital, non-fungible artwork, Rosey is struggling to understand the environmental and ethical implications of these NFTs as she searches for a one-of-a-kind date.

But things take a turn for the strange when the gallery itself begins to glitch and overheat. Rosey suddenly realizes that she’s part of a brand new, fourth wall shattering story, diverging from the original path as both she, and the writer Chuck Tingle, learn the sad truth about non-fungible tokens in this no sex tingler.

This important no sex tale is 4,300 words of ethical course correction through understanding the implication of NFTs in their current (and likely future) state.