Not Pounded By The Absurd Amount Of Trailers Before This Movie Because I Showed Up Late To Avoid Them
(2024)A Story by Chuck Tingle
Sarah has been waiting to see the film adaption of Space Raptor Butt Invasion for years, and opening day has finally arrived. Along with her best friend, Remy, Sarah sets out on what will become a night to remember, just not in the way that she expects.
Soon enough, the pair find themselves trapped in a theater of seemingly endless trailers, these previews gradually extending to greater and greater lengths of time. They’re now faced with an important existential choice: continue getting their senses pounded by an endless string of deep-voiced narrators and slowed down covers of old-school pop hits, or reclaim their lives.
This important tale is 4,100 words of sexless self-love between a buckaroo and her own precious time.
Soon enough, the pair find themselves trapped in a theater of seemingly endless trailers, these previews gradually extending to greater and greater lengths of time. They’re now faced with an important existential choice: continue getting their senses pounded by an endless string of deep-voiced narrators and slowed down covers of old-school pop hits, or reclaim their lives.
This important tale is 4,100 words of sexless self-love between a buckaroo and her own precious time.
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