Dr. Chuck Tingle is an erotic author and Tae Kwon Do grandmaster (almost black belt) from Billings, Montana. After receiving his PhD at DeVry University in holistic massage, Chuck found himself fascinated by all things sensual, leading to his creation of the "tingler", a story so blissfully erotic that it cannot be experienced without eliciting a sharp tingle down the spine. Chuck's hobbies include backpacking, checkers and sport.
New and upcoming books
September 2024
Pounded By This Expanded Bike Lane Which Is An Important Solution When Creating A City That's Less Dependent On Cars
Pounded By This Expanded Bike Lane Which Is An Important Solution When Creating A City That's Less Dependent On Cars
Series
Ladybuck On Ladybuck
1. Ladybuck On Ladybuck (2019)
2. Ladybuck On Ladybuck: Volume 2 (2020)
3. Ladybuck On Ladybuck: Volume 3 (2020)
4. Ladybuck On Ladybuck: Volume 4 (2020)
5. Ladybuck On Ladybuck: Volume 5 (2021)
6. Ladybuck On Ladybuck: Volume 6 (2022)
1. Ladybuck On Ladybuck (2019)
2. Ladybuck On Ladybuck: Volume 2 (2020)
3. Ladybuck On Ladybuck: Volume 3 (2020)
4. Ladybuck On Ladybuck: Volume 4 (2020)
5. Ladybuck On Ladybuck: Volume 5 (2021)
6. Ladybuck On Ladybuck: Volume 6 (2022)
Trans Buckaroo
That Last Missing Piece For The Jigsaw Puzzle I've Been Working On All Week Is Handsome And He'll Pound Me In The Butt Once I Find Him: A Trans Buckaroo Tale (2020)
Lesbian Roller Coaster Barista Gets Me Off (2020)
Mothman Quarterback Ghost In My Tight End (2021)
Trans Buckaroo Tales (2021)
Handsome Sentient French Fries Get Me Off (2023)
That Last Missing Piece For The Jigsaw Puzzle I've Been Working On All Week Is Handsome And He'll Pound Me In The Butt Once I Find Him: A Trans Buckaroo Tale (2020)
Lesbian Roller Coaster Barista Gets Me Off (2020)
Mothman Quarterback Ghost In My Tight End (2021)
Trans Buckaroo Tales (2021)
Handsome Sentient French Fries Get Me Off (2023)
Novels
Collections
Chuck's Dinosaur Tinglers: Volume 1 (2015)
Chuck's Unicorn Tinglers: Volume 1 (2015)
Chuck's Bigfoot Tinglers: Volume 1 (2015)
Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 1 (2015)
Chuck's Unicorn Tinglers: Volume 2 (2015)
Chuck's Bigfoot Tinglers: Volume 2 (2015)
Chuck's Dinosaur Tinglers: Volume 2 (2015)
Scary Stories To Tingle Your Butt (2015)
Chuck's Dinosaur Tinglers: Volume 3 (2015)
Breaking The Fourth Butt (2016)
Handsome Sentient Food Pounds My Butt And Turns Me Gay (2016)
Space Raptor Butt Trilogy (2016)
Chuck's Dinosaur Tinglers: Volume 4 (2016)
Chuck's Dinosaur Tinglers: Volume 6 (2017)
Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 16 (2017)
Planes, Trains, And Automobutts (2017)
Scary Stories To Tingle Your Butt: Vol. 2 (2017)
Pounded By Politics Again (2017)
Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 18 (2017)
Breaking The Fourth Butt Volume 2 (2017)
Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 23 (2018)
Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 24 (2018)
Scary Stories To Tingle Your Butt: Vol. 3 (2018)
Chuck's Bigfoot Tinglers: Volume 4 (2018)
Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 28 (2018)
Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 22 (2018)
The Analboros (2019)
Chuck's Dinosaur Tinglers: Volume 9 (2019)
Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 30 (2019)
Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 29 (2019)
Chuck's Unicorn Tinglers: Volume 4 (2019)
Oh, The Places You'll Blow! (2019)
Not Pounded By Anything (2019)
Bisexual Buckaroos (2019)
Bisexual Buckaroos: Volume 2 (2020)
Pounded By Politics Vol 3 (2020)
Scary Stories To Tingle Your Lesbian Butt (2020)
Not Pounded By Anything Vol. 2 (2021)
Breaking The Fourth Butt Volume 3 (2021)
Pounded By The Classics (2021)
Scary Stories To Tingle Your Butt: Vol. 4 (2021)
The Lesbian Classics Get Me Off (2022)
Bisexual Buckaroos: Volume 3 (2022)
Not Pounded By Anything Vol. 3 (2022)
Legally Pounded (2022)
Bisexual Buckaroos: Volume 4 (2023)
The Sound Of Pound (2023)
Bisexually Tingled For The Holidays (2023)
Tingled For The Holidays (2023)
Not Pounded By Anything Vol. 4 (2024)
Handsome Sentient Food Pounds My Butt Volume 2 (2024)
My Food Is Bi And So Am I (2024)
Bisexual Buckaroos: Volume 5 (2024)
Sapphically Tingled For The Holidays (2024)
Chuck's Unicorn Tinglers: Volume 1 (2015)
Chuck's Bigfoot Tinglers: Volume 1 (2015)
Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 1 (2015)
Chuck's Unicorn Tinglers: Volume 2 (2015)
Chuck's Bigfoot Tinglers: Volume 2 (2015)
Chuck's Dinosaur Tinglers: Volume 2 (2015)
Scary Stories To Tingle Your Butt (2015)
Chuck's Dinosaur Tinglers: Volume 3 (2015)
Breaking The Fourth Butt (2016)
Handsome Sentient Food Pounds My Butt And Turns Me Gay (2016)
Space Raptor Butt Trilogy (2016)
Chuck's Dinosaur Tinglers: Volume 4 (2016)
Chuck's Dinosaur Tinglers: Volume 6 (2017)
Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 16 (2017)
Planes, Trains, And Automobutts (2017)
Scary Stories To Tingle Your Butt: Vol. 2 (2017)
Pounded By Politics Again (2017)
Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 18 (2017)
Breaking The Fourth Butt Volume 2 (2017)
Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 23 (2018)
Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 24 (2018)
Scary Stories To Tingle Your Butt: Vol. 3 (2018)
Chuck's Bigfoot Tinglers: Volume 4 (2018)
Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 28 (2018)
Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 22 (2018)
The Analboros (2019)
Chuck's Dinosaur Tinglers: Volume 9 (2019)
Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 30 (2019)
Chuck's Living Object Tinglers: Volume 29 (2019)
Chuck's Unicorn Tinglers: Volume 4 (2019)
Oh, The Places You'll Blow! (2019)
Not Pounded By Anything (2019)
Bisexual Buckaroos (2019)
Bisexual Buckaroos: Volume 2 (2020)
Pounded By Politics Vol 3 (2020)
Scary Stories To Tingle Your Lesbian Butt (2020)
Not Pounded By Anything Vol. 2 (2021)
Breaking The Fourth Butt Volume 3 (2021)
Pounded By The Classics (2021)
Scary Stories To Tingle Your Butt: Vol. 4 (2021)
The Lesbian Classics Get Me Off (2022)
Bisexual Buckaroos: Volume 3 (2022)
Not Pounded By Anything Vol. 3 (2022)
Legally Pounded (2022)
Bisexual Buckaroos: Volume 4 (2023)
The Sound Of Pound (2023)
Bisexually Tingled For The Holidays (2023)
Tingled For The Holidays (2023)
Not Pounded By Anything Vol. 4 (2024)
Handsome Sentient Food Pounds My Butt Volume 2 (2024)
My Food Is Bi And So Am I (2024)
Bisexual Buckaroos: Volume 5 (2024)
Sapphically Tingled For The Holidays (2024)
Novellas and Short Stories
My Billionaire Triceratops Craves Gay Ass (2014)
Pounded By President Bigfoot (2014)
Taken By The Gay Unicorn Biker (2014)
I'm Gay For My Living Billionaire Jet Plane (2015)
Pounded By The Gay Unicorn Football Squad (2015)
Space Raptor Butt Invasion (2015)
Bigfoot Sommelier Butt Tasting (2015)
Seduced By Doctor Bigfoot: Attorney At Large (2015)
Unicorn Butt Cops: Beach Patrol (2015)
Anally Yours, The Unicorn Sailor (2015)
Glazed By The Gay Living Donuts (2015)
Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt (2015)
Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt' (2015)
Top Horn: Turned Gay By The Unicorn Pilots (2015)
Bigfoot Pirates Haunt My Balls (2015)
Buttception: A Butt Within A Butt Within A Butt (2015)
Gaygent Brontosaurus: The Butt Is Not Enough (2015)
Shared By The Chocolate Milk Cowboys (2015)
Vampire Night Bus Pounds My Butt (2015)
Bigfoot Settlers Claim My Butthole (2015)
The Curse Of Bigfoot Butt Camp (2015)
Professor T-Rex Teaches Me Gayness (2015)
The State Of California Stalks My Gay Butthole (2015)
President Domald Loch Ness Tromp Pounds America's Butt (2015)
Oppressed In The Butt By My Inclusive Holiday Coffee Cups (2015)
Dinosaur Magicians Pinn And Tucker Make Their Wieners Disappear In My Butt (2015)
Butt Wars: Rogue Buns (2016)
Creamed In the Butt by My Handsome Living Corn (2016)
Pokebutt Go: Pounded By 'Em All (2016)
Slammed In The Butthole By My Concept Of Linear Time (2016)
Turned Gay By The Existential Dread That I May Actually Be A Character In A Chuck Tingle Book (2016)
Slammed In The Butt By The Living Leftover Chocolate Chip Cookies From My Kitchen Cabinet (2016)
Living Inside My Own Butt For Eight Years, Starting A Business And Turning A Profit Through Common Sense Reinvestment And Strategic Targeted Marketing (2016)
Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union (2016)
Schrodinger's Butt (2016)
Slammed In The Butt By My Smartphone's Missing Headphone Jack (2016)
Pounded In The Butt By My Constantly Changing Thoughts On The Ongoing Mystery Of Chuck Tingle's Real Identity (2016)
Slammed In The Butt By The Handsome Sentient Manifestation Of Election Day (2016)
Kissed on the Weiner by My Own Weiner (2017)
Pounded in the Butt by My Book (2017)
Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On (2017)
Redacted In The Butt By Redacted Under The Tromp Administration (2017)
Slammed In The Butt By The Prehistoric Megalodon Shark Amid Accusations Of Jumping Over Him (2017)
Open Wide For The Handsome Sabertooth Dentist Who Is Also A Ghost (2017)
Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By His Fabricated Wiretapping Scandal Made Up To Redirect Focus Away From His Seemingly Endless Unethical Connections To Russia (2017)
Domald Tromp's Ass Is Haunted By The Handsome Ghost Of His Incriminating Tax Returns (2017)
There's A Bitcoin In My Butt And He Is Handsome (2017)
Billionaire Elons Mugg Takes The Handsome Planet Mars In His Butt (2017)
My Butt Is Comforted By The Realization That I'm Okay And Everything Will Be Alright (2017)
The Handsome Physical Manifestation Of Autumn Turns Me Gay (2017)
Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Physical Manifestation Of Holiday Shopping (2017)
Heavy Metal Unicorn Lawyer Sings Into My Butthole Legally (2017)
Not Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Not Pounded In The Butt By Anything And That's Okay' And That's Okay (2018)
Slammed In The Butt By My Handsome Laundry Detergent Pod (2018)
My Handsome Mountain Bike Is A Doctor And He Pounds My Butt (2018)
Taken Hotly By My Handsome Physically Manifested Hot Take (2018)
Pounded In The Butt By My Podcast (2018)
A Pound A Day Keeps The Butt OK (2018)
The Banana In My Butt Is A Handsome Lifeguard (2018)
The Hard Way: Anally Seduced By The Handsome Pterodactyl High Roller (2018)
Wereplane Butt Party (2018)
The Fear Of The Unknown Gives My Butt Pause But Then I Realize How Powerful And Unique I Am And We Pound Enthusiastically (2018)
Pounded In The Butt By The Blue Wave (2018)
Not Pounded In The Butt By Anything And That's Okay (2018)
Pounded In The Butt By The Unexpectedly Early Arrival Of Christmas Decorations (2018)
Dr. Chuck Tingle's Complete Guide To Time (2018)
Rudolph The Red-Nosed Butt Raptor (2018)
Pounded In The Butt By Area 51 While Attempting To Storm It (2019)
There's A Polar Vortex In My Butt And He Is Handsome (2019)
Dressed Up Handsome And Not Pounded Because Cosplay Is Not Consent (2019)
Not Pounded At The Last Second Because Consent Can Be Given And Revoked At Any Moment And This Is A Wonderful Thing That's Important To Understand (2019)
Brexit Pounds My Butt Then Thankfully Decides Not To Exit It (2019)
Canada Pounds My Butt And Covers My Pancakes With Real Maple Syrup In An Erotic Way Also It Is Delicious (2019)
Revengers Buttgame: Antguy Gets Small To Go Into Thamos' Butt And Then Gets Big And Hard (2019)
The Entire Continent Of Australia Pounds Me In The Butt (2019)
Nice Guy Dinosaur Doesn't Pound Me In The Butt Because I'm Not Interested And He's Not Actually Nice He's Just Annoying And Creepy And Doesn't Respect ... When I Tell Him We're Not On A Date (2019)
Not Pounded By The Physical Manifestation Of My Need To Please Everyone Because Sometimes It's Okay To Give Back To Yourself (2019)
Pounded In The Butt By The Physical Manifestation Of Chuck Tingle's Science Fiction And Comic Book Convention Appearance (2019)
Bisexually Sandwiched By My Sentient Peanut Butter Husband And Our New Living Jelly Girlfriend (2019)
Sentient Lesbian Jet Ski Gets Me Off (2019)
The Tell-Tale Butt (2019)
A Butt In The Mist: Stirred To The Core Of My Bodice By The Duchess Triceratops Of Helena (2019)
Moby Butt (2019)
My Husband And I Find Our Unicorn And She's A Bigfoot Also My Husband Is A Dinosaur (2019)
My Librarian Is A Beautiful Lesbian Ice Cream Cone And She Tastes Amazing (2019)
We Are Loving Bisexuals And They Are Living Bicycles (2019)
Not Pounded By Self-Doubt Because I Can Do Anything I Set My Mind To (2019)
The Sentient Physical Manifestation Of Halloween Eats Me Out (2019)
Eaten Right By A Sabertooth Cat At The Premiere Of The Bizarre And Frightening Film Adaption Of Sabertooth Cats The Musical (2019)
Not Pounded By My Soul-Crushing Job Because I Quit (2019)
The Sentient Lesbian Dreidel Eats Gimel Of My Butt For Hanukkah (2019)
Mike Bence Pounded In The Butt By His Handsome Werefly (2020)
Not Pounded By Anything While I Practice Responsible Social Distancing (2020)
A Recipe For Pounding My Butt (2020)
The Sun And The Moon Bang Me Bisexually (2020)
Upset Tromp Supporter Pounded In The Butt By His Search For Meaning Now That His Bigoted Cult Leader Has Been Voted Out (2020)
Not Pounded By Romance Wranglers Of America Because Their New Leadership Is From The Depths Of The Endless Cosmic Void (2020)
My Ass Is Haunted By The Handsome Ghost Of My Unsaved Data After A Computer Crash (2020)
New York City Is A Lesbian And She Eats Me Right (2020)
Bisexual Vampire Unicorns Teach Me The Importance Of The Vampire Cough (2020)
The Physical Manifestation Of Washing My Hands Gets Me Off (2020)
The Overwhelming Existential Weight Of Staying Inside Drives Me Nuts But Makes Me Nut (2020)
Bisexual Arcade Machines Work My Slot (2020)
The Sentient Bread I Just Baked Is A Lesbian And She Eats My Ass (2020)
Bisexual Mothman Mailman Makes A Special Delivery In Our Butts (2020)
Four Out Of Five Dentists Recommend That This Toothpaste Pounds Me In The Butt (2020)
The Legend Of Sleepy Butthole (2020)
Lesbian Megalodon Shark Lifeguard Summer Butt Hunt (2020)
Not Pounded By The Physical Manifestation Of Someone Else's Doubt In My Place On The Autism Spectrum Because Denying Someone's Personal Journey And Identity Like That Is Incredibly Rude So No Thanks (2020)
Bisexually Banged By The Absurd Volume Of Chuck Tingle's Literary Catalog (2020)
Pounded In The Butt By My Bizarre Assumption That Chuck Tingle Books Are Just Covers And Not Actual Books (2020)
The Butt Pounder Of The Opera (2020)
Buttlejuice (2020)
Friday The 69th (2020)
My Handsome Sentient Face Mask Protects Me Despite The Ridiculous Conspiracy Theories That He Won't Also He Pounds My Butt (2020)
My Macaroni And Cheese Is A Lesbian Also She Is My Lawyer (2020)
Spooky Sentient Lesbian Candy Corn Butt Buffet (2020)
Butt Trek: The Search For Chris Pime (2020)
My Lesbian Twice Baked Potato Ski Instructor Eats My Ass (2020)
Sentient Lesbian Food Gets Me Off (2020)
The Sentient Physical Manifestation Of My Morning Stroll, Who Is An Accountant, Pounds My Butt: A Trans Buckaroo Tale (2020)
Sentient Menorah Candle Bisexual Hanukkah Orgy (2020)
These Holiday Movies with Bizarrely Similar Smiling Heterosexual Couples Dressed in Green and Red on Their Cover Get Me Off Bisexually (2020)
This Bisexual Snowman's Carrot Wiener Is In My Butthole (2020)
Cranberry Sauce Gets Me Off During My Socially Distanced Thanksgiving (2021)
Eaten Right by the Mysterious S Symbol Everyone Used to Draw (2021)
I Scaled This Sentient Mountain To Find Her Butt And Pound It And Now We Are Married: A Trans Buckaroo Tale (2021)
I Went On A Hunt For The Easter Bigfoot And Now He's Eating My Ass (2021)
King Dong Vs Dongzilla: Rumble In My Butthole (2021)
My T-Rex Barber Is a Lesbian and She Eats Me Right (2021)
Pounded In The Butt By My Q-Tip After Realizing His Instructions Surprisingly Forbid Him From Entering My Ear (2021)
Pounded In The Butt By The Sentient Physical Manifestation Of My Subscription-Based Creative Platform (2021)
Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Physical Manifestation Of Tromp's Twitter Ban That Should've Come Years Sooner But Fine Now That It's Here High Five (2021)
Spooky Sentient Lesbian Candy Corn Butt Buffett (2021)
My Gender Fluid Butt Is Pounded By This Handsome Pterodactyl Space Accountant (2021)
Absolutely No Thoughts Of Pounding During My Fun Day With This Kind T-Rex Because I'm Aromantic And Asexual And That's A Wonderfully Valid Way Of Proving Love Is Real (2021)
I Freed This Handsome Cargo Ship From The Suez Canal And Now He's Stuck In My Butt (2021)
Not Pounded By My Book (2021)
Double Featured By The Sentient Bisexual Movie Theaters (2021)
Not Pounded By The Admittedly Handsome Sentient Firework Display Because He Really Freaks Out My Dog (2021)
20,000 Pounds Into My Butt (2021)
I Have No Butt And I Must Pound (2021)
The Picture Of Dorian Gay (2021)
The Great Gatsbutt (2021)
Not Pounded By The Handsome Physical Manifestation Of My Twitter Suspension Because It Was Reversed (2021)
Fahrenheit 69 (2021)
The Physical Manifestation Of My Coworkers And Me Discussing Our Salaries Even Though Our Boss Told Us Not To Gets Me Off (2021)
It's A Bird. It's A Plane. It's The Physical Manifestation Of My Ridiculous Reaction To Canonically Bisexual Superheroes Who Freak Me Out Because I'm An Ignorant Emotionally Stunted Bigot (2021)
Journey To The Center Of My Butt (2021)
Meta Pounds My Butt Well In An Attempt To Make Everyone Forget Their Unethical Business Practices After A Rebrand But Folks Remember Anyway Because Altering Your Name Isn't A Substitute For Real Work (2021)
Not Pounded By The Physical Manifestation Of Bisexual Gatekeeping Because It's Super Gross And If You Do It You're Not The Hero You Think You Are, You're Actually Just A Jerk (2021)
Pride And Pre-Judged Ass (2021)
All I Want For Christmas Is To Eat Out My Christmas Tree (2021)
My Bizarre Obsession With The Fictional Narrative Of A War On Christmas Pounds My Butt (2021)
Apiarist Lesbian Tractor Witch Makes Me Cum Hard (2022)
High Roller Lesbian Unicorn Goes All in on My Butt (2022)
Pounded By The Physical Manifestation Of My Friend's Lack Of Reaction To My New Favorite Song When I Play It For Them (2022)
Rock And Roll Bisexual Orgy With My Husband, Our Sentient Drum Kit And The Handsome Living Bass Guitar (2022)
Do Androids Dream Of Electric Butts? (2022)
The Physical Manifestation Of Wurdle Pounds My Butt As A Slightly Frustrating But Ultimately Rewarding And Meditative Daily Routine (2022)
Bisexual Clouds Eat My Ass (2022)
Gay T-Rex Law Firm: Executive Boner (2022)
Just Kind Of Ignoring This Sad Lonesome T-Rex Who Is Screaming Debate Me From His Folding Chair (2022)
My Dungeon Master Is A T-Rex Rules Lawyer But Fortunately I Rolled A Crit On The Pound My Butt Check (2022)
My Non-Binary Ass Is Saved By This Sentient Parking Spot In The Pounding Zone, Which You Can Park In After Six Unless Otherwise Marked (2022)
Lesbian Ankylosaurus Skater Rims My Bowl And By Bowl I Mean Butt (2022)
Pounded In The Butt By The Unexpected Power Of Raw Sincerity (2022)
Twin Cheeks: Agent Boober Gets Me Off (2022)
Pounded In The Butt By My Handsome Sentient Library Card Who Seems Otherworldly But In Reality Is Just A Natural Part Of The Priceless Resources Our Library System Provides (2022)
Head By Daylight (2022)
My Pool Gets Me Wet In A Completely Platonic Way And Now We Are Close Friends (2022)
Pounded By The Realization That Chuck Tingle's Erotic Works Are A Singular Piece Of Art That Skewers Conservative Fears Of Moral Decay By Repurposing Them As The Promise Of A Sex-Positive Utopia (2022)
The Sentient Lesbian Em Dash - My Favorite Punctuation Mark - Gets Me Off (2022)
Loab Finds Love (2022)
The Triceratops Lawyer Objects To My Ass Not Being Eaten And My Crack Legal Team Agrees Because I Am Representing Myself And An Ass Eating Sounds Awesome (2022)
Not Pounded By The Physical Manifestation Of This Spam Email Because Ignoring My Personal Boundaries Is Always A Deal-Breaker No Matter How Compatible We Might Seem In Other Ways (2022)
Petrichor Is A Lesbian And She Gets Me Off In A Cozy Way During A Much Needed Rainstorm (2022)
The Unicorn Them Fatale Pounds My Non-Binary Butt Mysteriously (2022)
Bialys Are More Than Just Allies They're Also Bi It Says So Right In The Name (2022)
Bisexually Stuffed By An Orgy Of Sentient Thanksgiving Foods (2022)
The Physical Manifestation Of Twiddor's Rapid Descent Into Chaos Thanks To Inept Management From A Manbaby Edgelord Pounds Me In The Butt (2022)
This Kerning Eats Ass And She's Great At It Also We Are Deeply In Love (2022)
Bisexually Stuffed By Our Living Christmas Stocking (2022)
Pounded By The Physical Manifestation Of The Weird Dull Sadness That Happens After The Holidays End And January Rolls Around (2022)
Sentient Sour Cream And Applesauce Bisexually Get Me Off For Hanukkah Because The Latkes Are Gone But My Ass Is Still Here (2022)
Anal Lesbian Pterodactyl Rodeo (2023)
Comic Strip Writer Scomp Adams Haunted In The Ass By The Things He Can't Say Now That Free Thought Is Illegal Then Realizing It Is Legal He's Just Not Smart Or Funny And Is A Bigot That Nobody Likes (2023)
Mercury Is in Retrograde and She Eats My Ass (2023)
Not Pounded By The Physical Manifestation Of The Gradual Commodification Of Art And Expression Into The Nebulous Idea Of Content (2023)
The Physical Manifestation Of Chaotic Holiday Travel Eats My Ass (2023)
Pounded By The Hanukkah Gelt I Won Playing Dreidel That I Thought I'd Never Eat But Now I'm Seeing In A Whole New Light Because It's Two In The Morning And I'm Hungry (2023)
Punk Rock Parasaurolophus Eats My Ass (2023)
That Sentient Ice Cream Sandwich Is Looking like a Snack Because She Is Literally a Snack (2023)
The Idiom About Comparing Apples To Oranges Gets Me Off Bisexually But Also Confuses Me Because Apples And Oranges Can Be Easily Compared (2023)
The Long Tetromino Piece Falls Into My Butt Just In Time (2023)
Not Pounded By Bi Erasure Because My Current Hetero-Presenting Relationship Does Not Invalidate My Queerness (2023)
Pounded By The Physical Manifestation Of The Comment 'There's A Chuck Tingle Book For Everything' As Evidenced By This Book About The Comment 'There's A Chuck Tingle Book For Everything' (2023)
Suck Session (2023)
Bisexually Satisfied By My Healthy Work/Life Balance (2023)
Not Pounded By Twiddor Checkmarks Because I Blocked Every Person Who Has One, Despite Elon Mork Standing Outside My House In The Middle Of The Night Crying And Begging Me To Join Twiddor Blue (2023)
Conservative Pounded By The Realization That The Protest Music He Grew Up On Does Not Actually Support His Current Hateful Ideology (2023)
The Loveland Frogman Gives The Best Accounting Advice And Head I've Ever Gotten (2023)
The Physical Manifestation Of Cancelled Plans Gets Me Off Because Deep Down I Kinda Didn't Want To Go (2023)
Pounded By The Physical Manifestation Of The Feeling That I Ordered The Wrong Thing Because I Wasn't Quite Ready When The Waiter Came Over But My Friends Were (2023)
Pounded In The Olfactory Glands By Bisexual Scented Candles (2023)
Jorbin Peterson Is Not Pounded By His Rambling Conservative Talking Points Disguised As Intellectualism Because They're Utterly Moronic And Nothing More Than Hateful, Barely Coherent Word Sludge (2023)
Pounded By My Compulsion To Add 'If Not, No Worries' At The End Of A Perfectly Reasonable Request (2023)
This Pumpkin Spice Latte Gets Me Off In A Fun And Sincere Way Because It's Okay For People To Enjoy Popular Things Without Being Shamed For The Perceived (2023)
Pounded By The Aches And Pains I Get After Doing A Simple Physical Task That I Wouldn't Even Think Twice About Doing When I Was Younger (2023)
Bisexually Banged By My Sentient Full Size Candy Bars On Halloween (2023)
Frothed: My Sentient Lesbian Bath Bomb Gets Me Off (2023)
My House Is Haunted By This Haunted House And He Pounds My Butt (2023)
My Overwhelming Gratitude And Appreciation For The Grand Cosmic Rarity Of My Own Existence Gets Me Off (2023)
Bisexually Banged by Those Heart Candies with Romantic Messages That Taste Kinda Bad but I Still Can't Stop Eating (2024)
The Butt of Monte Cristo (2024)
Pounded By This Handsome Sentient Four-Leaf Clover On St. Patrick's Day (2024)
Pounded In The Butt By This Much Needed Nap In The Middle Of A Long Day (2024)
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, And Both Of Them Pound Me Bisexually For Valentine's Day (2024)
Mothman Did A Great Job Installing My Home Audio System And Now He's Eating My Ass (2024)
My Sleep Paralysis Demon Is Actually Pretty Hot And She's Great At Oral (2024)
Not Pounded By Stress Because I Took Some Time For Myself Which Is Perfectly Reasonable And Your Job Should Heck Off If They Give You A Hard Time About It (2024)
Unfiltered: Pounded In The Butt By My Living Water Filter Pitcher Who Learns There Are More Important Things Than The Relentless And Unattainable Pursuit Of (2024)
Bisexually Banged By These Sentient Plastic Easter Eggs Who Eat Me Out From Both Sides While Im In A Standing Position Which Is A Pretty Cool Move (2024)
Pounded By My Obsessive Need To Endlessly Scroll Through Social Media Posts Before Bed Instead Of Getting A Healthy Amount Of Sleep (2024)
This Handsome Sentient Bowling Pin Splits My Ass Also He Is A Ghost (2024)
This Sentient Hot Sauce Destroys My Ass In A Good Way (2024)
Blown By This Handsome Sentient Bubblegum Who Is Also A Successful Landscape Architect (2024)
Happy Birthday Bride Of Frankenstein, Now Pound My Butt (2024)
Bisexually Sandwiched By Sentient Bacon, Lettuce And Tomato (2024)
This Handsome Sentient Baseball Hits A Home Run Into My Butt (2024)
Pounded By My Gratitude For An Average Day Because The Incredible Rarity Of Existence Means Every Day Is So Much More Than Average (2024)
This Lesbian Ampersand Gets Me Off (2024)
Pounded By This Expanded Bike Lane Which Is An Important Solution When Creating A City That's Less Dependent On Cars (2024)
A Buttmare On Pound Street (2024)
Pounded In The Butt By My Wolfcar On The Full Moon (2024)
Not Pounded By The Absurd Amount Of Trailers Before This Movie Because I Showed Up Late To Avoid Them (2024)
Pounded By The Peace And Contentment I Feel Around Someone I Truly Love (2024)
This Sentient Thanksgiving Parade Float Eats Me Right (2024)
Crammed By Krampus (2024)
Pounded By President Bigfoot (2014)
Taken By The Gay Unicorn Biker (2014)
I'm Gay For My Living Billionaire Jet Plane (2015)
Pounded By The Gay Unicorn Football Squad (2015)
Space Raptor Butt Invasion (2015)
Bigfoot Sommelier Butt Tasting (2015)
Seduced By Doctor Bigfoot: Attorney At Large (2015)
Unicorn Butt Cops: Beach Patrol (2015)
Anally Yours, The Unicorn Sailor (2015)
Glazed By The Gay Living Donuts (2015)
Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt (2015)
Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt' (2015)
Top Horn: Turned Gay By The Unicorn Pilots (2015)
Bigfoot Pirates Haunt My Balls (2015)
Buttception: A Butt Within A Butt Within A Butt (2015)
Gaygent Brontosaurus: The Butt Is Not Enough (2015)
Shared By The Chocolate Milk Cowboys (2015)
Vampire Night Bus Pounds My Butt (2015)
Bigfoot Settlers Claim My Butthole (2015)
The Curse Of Bigfoot Butt Camp (2015)
Professor T-Rex Teaches Me Gayness (2015)
The State Of California Stalks My Gay Butthole (2015)
President Domald Loch Ness Tromp Pounds America's Butt (2015)
Oppressed In The Butt By My Inclusive Holiday Coffee Cups (2015)
Dinosaur Magicians Pinn And Tucker Make Their Wieners Disappear In My Butt (2015)
Butt Wars: Rogue Buns (2016)
Creamed In the Butt by My Handsome Living Corn (2016)
Pokebutt Go: Pounded By 'Em All (2016)
Slammed In The Butthole By My Concept Of Linear Time (2016)
Turned Gay By The Existential Dread That I May Actually Be A Character In A Chuck Tingle Book (2016)
Slammed In The Butt By The Living Leftover Chocolate Chip Cookies From My Kitchen Cabinet (2016)
Living Inside My Own Butt For Eight Years, Starting A Business And Turning A Profit Through Common Sense Reinvestment And Strategic Targeted Marketing (2016)
Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union (2016)
Schrodinger's Butt (2016)
Slammed In The Butt By My Smartphone's Missing Headphone Jack (2016)
Pounded In The Butt By My Constantly Changing Thoughts On The Ongoing Mystery Of Chuck Tingle's Real Identity (2016)
Slammed In The Butt By The Handsome Sentient Manifestation Of Election Day (2016)
Kissed on the Weiner by My Own Weiner (2017)
Pounded in the Butt by My Book (2017)
Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On (2017)
Redacted In The Butt By Redacted Under The Tromp Administration (2017)
Slammed In The Butt By The Prehistoric Megalodon Shark Amid Accusations Of Jumping Over Him (2017)
Open Wide For The Handsome Sabertooth Dentist Who Is Also A Ghost (2017)
Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By His Fabricated Wiretapping Scandal Made Up To Redirect Focus Away From His Seemingly Endless Unethical Connections To Russia (2017)
Domald Tromp's Ass Is Haunted By The Handsome Ghost Of His Incriminating Tax Returns (2017)
There's A Bitcoin In My Butt And He Is Handsome (2017)
Billionaire Elons Mugg Takes The Handsome Planet Mars In His Butt (2017)
My Butt Is Comforted By The Realization That I'm Okay And Everything Will Be Alright (2017)
The Handsome Physical Manifestation Of Autumn Turns Me Gay (2017)
Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Physical Manifestation Of Holiday Shopping (2017)
Heavy Metal Unicorn Lawyer Sings Into My Butthole Legally (2017)
Not Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Not Pounded In The Butt By Anything And That's Okay' And That's Okay (2018)
Slammed In The Butt By My Handsome Laundry Detergent Pod (2018)
My Handsome Mountain Bike Is A Doctor And He Pounds My Butt (2018)
Taken Hotly By My Handsome Physically Manifested Hot Take (2018)
Pounded In The Butt By My Podcast (2018)
A Pound A Day Keeps The Butt OK (2018)
The Banana In My Butt Is A Handsome Lifeguard (2018)
The Hard Way: Anally Seduced By The Handsome Pterodactyl High Roller (2018)
Wereplane Butt Party (2018)
The Fear Of The Unknown Gives My Butt Pause But Then I Realize How Powerful And Unique I Am And We Pound Enthusiastically (2018)
Pounded In The Butt By The Blue Wave (2018)
Not Pounded In The Butt By Anything And That's Okay (2018)
Pounded In The Butt By The Unexpectedly Early Arrival Of Christmas Decorations (2018)
Dr. Chuck Tingle's Complete Guide To Time (2018)
Rudolph The Red-Nosed Butt Raptor (2018)
Pounded In The Butt By Area 51 While Attempting To Storm It (2019)
There's A Polar Vortex In My Butt And He Is Handsome (2019)
Dressed Up Handsome And Not Pounded Because Cosplay Is Not Consent (2019)
Not Pounded At The Last Second Because Consent Can Be Given And Revoked At Any Moment And This Is A Wonderful Thing That's Important To Understand (2019)
Brexit Pounds My Butt Then Thankfully Decides Not To Exit It (2019)
Canada Pounds My Butt And Covers My Pancakes With Real Maple Syrup In An Erotic Way Also It Is Delicious (2019)
Revengers Buttgame: Antguy Gets Small To Go Into Thamos' Butt And Then Gets Big And Hard (2019)
The Entire Continent Of Australia Pounds Me In The Butt (2019)
Nice Guy Dinosaur Doesn't Pound Me In The Butt Because I'm Not Interested And He's Not Actually Nice He's Just Annoying And Creepy And Doesn't Respect ... When I Tell Him We're Not On A Date (2019)
Not Pounded By The Physical Manifestation Of My Need To Please Everyone Because Sometimes It's Okay To Give Back To Yourself (2019)
Pounded In The Butt By The Physical Manifestation Of Chuck Tingle's Science Fiction And Comic Book Convention Appearance (2019)
Bisexually Sandwiched By My Sentient Peanut Butter Husband And Our New Living Jelly Girlfriend (2019)
Sentient Lesbian Jet Ski Gets Me Off (2019)
The Tell-Tale Butt (2019)
A Butt In The Mist: Stirred To The Core Of My Bodice By The Duchess Triceratops Of Helena (2019)
Moby Butt (2019)
My Husband And I Find Our Unicorn And She's A Bigfoot Also My Husband Is A Dinosaur (2019)
My Librarian Is A Beautiful Lesbian Ice Cream Cone And She Tastes Amazing (2019)
We Are Loving Bisexuals And They Are Living Bicycles (2019)
Not Pounded By Self-Doubt Because I Can Do Anything I Set My Mind To (2019)
The Sentient Physical Manifestation Of Halloween Eats Me Out (2019)
Eaten Right By A Sabertooth Cat At The Premiere Of The Bizarre And Frightening Film Adaption Of Sabertooth Cats The Musical (2019)
Not Pounded By My Soul-Crushing Job Because I Quit (2019)
The Sentient Lesbian Dreidel Eats Gimel Of My Butt For Hanukkah (2019)
Mike Bence Pounded In The Butt By His Handsome Werefly (2020)
Not Pounded By Anything While I Practice Responsible Social Distancing (2020)
A Recipe For Pounding My Butt (2020)
The Sun And The Moon Bang Me Bisexually (2020)
Upset Tromp Supporter Pounded In The Butt By His Search For Meaning Now That His Bigoted Cult Leader Has Been Voted Out (2020)
Not Pounded By Romance Wranglers Of America Because Their New Leadership Is From The Depths Of The Endless Cosmic Void (2020)
My Ass Is Haunted By The Handsome Ghost Of My Unsaved Data After A Computer Crash (2020)
New York City Is A Lesbian And She Eats Me Right (2020)
Bisexual Vampire Unicorns Teach Me The Importance Of The Vampire Cough (2020)
The Physical Manifestation Of Washing My Hands Gets Me Off (2020)
The Overwhelming Existential Weight Of Staying Inside Drives Me Nuts But Makes Me Nut (2020)
Bisexual Arcade Machines Work My Slot (2020)
The Sentient Bread I Just Baked Is A Lesbian And She Eats My Ass (2020)
Bisexual Mothman Mailman Makes A Special Delivery In Our Butts (2020)
Four Out Of Five Dentists Recommend That This Toothpaste Pounds Me In The Butt (2020)
The Legend Of Sleepy Butthole (2020)
Lesbian Megalodon Shark Lifeguard Summer Butt Hunt (2020)
Not Pounded By The Physical Manifestation Of Someone Else's Doubt In My Place On The Autism Spectrum Because Denying Someone's Personal Journey And Identity Like That Is Incredibly Rude So No Thanks (2020)
Bisexually Banged By The Absurd Volume Of Chuck Tingle's Literary Catalog (2020)
Pounded In The Butt By My Bizarre Assumption That Chuck Tingle Books Are Just Covers And Not Actual Books (2020)
The Butt Pounder Of The Opera (2020)
Buttlejuice (2020)
Friday The 69th (2020)
My Handsome Sentient Face Mask Protects Me Despite The Ridiculous Conspiracy Theories That He Won't Also He Pounds My Butt (2020)
My Macaroni And Cheese Is A Lesbian Also She Is My Lawyer (2020)
Spooky Sentient Lesbian Candy Corn Butt Buffet (2020)
Butt Trek: The Search For Chris Pime (2020)
My Lesbian Twice Baked Potato Ski Instructor Eats My Ass (2020)
Sentient Lesbian Food Gets Me Off (2020)
The Sentient Physical Manifestation Of My Morning Stroll, Who Is An Accountant, Pounds My Butt: A Trans Buckaroo Tale (2020)
Sentient Menorah Candle Bisexual Hanukkah Orgy (2020)
These Holiday Movies with Bizarrely Similar Smiling Heterosexual Couples Dressed in Green and Red on Their Cover Get Me Off Bisexually (2020)
This Bisexual Snowman's Carrot Wiener Is In My Butthole (2020)
Cranberry Sauce Gets Me Off During My Socially Distanced Thanksgiving (2021)
Eaten Right by the Mysterious S Symbol Everyone Used to Draw (2021)
I Scaled This Sentient Mountain To Find Her Butt And Pound It And Now We Are Married: A Trans Buckaroo Tale (2021)
I Went On A Hunt For The Easter Bigfoot And Now He's Eating My Ass (2021)
King Dong Vs Dongzilla: Rumble In My Butthole (2021)
My T-Rex Barber Is a Lesbian and She Eats Me Right (2021)
Pounded In The Butt By My Q-Tip After Realizing His Instructions Surprisingly Forbid Him From Entering My Ear (2021)
Pounded In The Butt By The Sentient Physical Manifestation Of My Subscription-Based Creative Platform (2021)
Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Physical Manifestation Of Tromp's Twitter Ban That Should've Come Years Sooner But Fine Now That It's Here High Five (2021)
Spooky Sentient Lesbian Candy Corn Butt Buffett (2021)
My Gender Fluid Butt Is Pounded By This Handsome Pterodactyl Space Accountant (2021)
Absolutely No Thoughts Of Pounding During My Fun Day With This Kind T-Rex Because I'm Aromantic And Asexual And That's A Wonderfully Valid Way Of Proving Love Is Real (2021)
I Freed This Handsome Cargo Ship From The Suez Canal And Now He's Stuck In My Butt (2021)
Not Pounded By My Book (2021)
Double Featured By The Sentient Bisexual Movie Theaters (2021)
Not Pounded By The Admittedly Handsome Sentient Firework Display Because He Really Freaks Out My Dog (2021)
20,000 Pounds Into My Butt (2021)
I Have No Butt And I Must Pound (2021)
The Picture Of Dorian Gay (2021)
The Great Gatsbutt (2021)
Not Pounded By The Handsome Physical Manifestation Of My Twitter Suspension Because It Was Reversed (2021)
Fahrenheit 69 (2021)
The Physical Manifestation Of My Coworkers And Me Discussing Our Salaries Even Though Our Boss Told Us Not To Gets Me Off (2021)
It's A Bird. It's A Plane. It's The Physical Manifestation Of My Ridiculous Reaction To Canonically Bisexual Superheroes Who Freak Me Out Because I'm An Ignorant Emotionally Stunted Bigot (2021)
Journey To The Center Of My Butt (2021)
Meta Pounds My Butt Well In An Attempt To Make Everyone Forget Their Unethical Business Practices After A Rebrand But Folks Remember Anyway Because Altering Your Name Isn't A Substitute For Real Work (2021)
Not Pounded By The Physical Manifestation Of Bisexual Gatekeeping Because It's Super Gross And If You Do It You're Not The Hero You Think You Are, You're Actually Just A Jerk (2021)
Pride And Pre-Judged Ass (2021)
All I Want For Christmas Is To Eat Out My Christmas Tree (2021)
My Bizarre Obsession With The Fictional Narrative Of A War On Christmas Pounds My Butt (2021)
Apiarist Lesbian Tractor Witch Makes Me Cum Hard (2022)
High Roller Lesbian Unicorn Goes All in on My Butt (2022)
Pounded By The Physical Manifestation Of My Friend's Lack Of Reaction To My New Favorite Song When I Play It For Them (2022)
Rock And Roll Bisexual Orgy With My Husband, Our Sentient Drum Kit And The Handsome Living Bass Guitar (2022)
Do Androids Dream Of Electric Butts? (2022)
The Physical Manifestation Of Wurdle Pounds My Butt As A Slightly Frustrating But Ultimately Rewarding And Meditative Daily Routine (2022)
Bisexual Clouds Eat My Ass (2022)
Gay T-Rex Law Firm: Executive Boner (2022)
Just Kind Of Ignoring This Sad Lonesome T-Rex Who Is Screaming Debate Me From His Folding Chair (2022)
My Dungeon Master Is A T-Rex Rules Lawyer But Fortunately I Rolled A Crit On The Pound My Butt Check (2022)
My Non-Binary Ass Is Saved By This Sentient Parking Spot In The Pounding Zone, Which You Can Park In After Six Unless Otherwise Marked (2022)
Lesbian Ankylosaurus Skater Rims My Bowl And By Bowl I Mean Butt (2022)
Pounded In The Butt By The Unexpected Power Of Raw Sincerity (2022)
Twin Cheeks: Agent Boober Gets Me Off (2022)
Pounded In The Butt By My Handsome Sentient Library Card Who Seems Otherworldly But In Reality Is Just A Natural Part Of The Priceless Resources Our Library System Provides (2022)
Head By Daylight (2022)
My Pool Gets Me Wet In A Completely Platonic Way And Now We Are Close Friends (2022)
Pounded By The Realization That Chuck Tingle's Erotic Works Are A Singular Piece Of Art That Skewers Conservative Fears Of Moral Decay By Repurposing Them As The Promise Of A Sex-Positive Utopia (2022)
The Sentient Lesbian Em Dash - My Favorite Punctuation Mark - Gets Me Off (2022)
Loab Finds Love (2022)
The Triceratops Lawyer Objects To My Ass Not Being Eaten And My Crack Legal Team Agrees Because I Am Representing Myself And An Ass Eating Sounds Awesome (2022)
Not Pounded By The Physical Manifestation Of This Spam Email Because Ignoring My Personal Boundaries Is Always A Deal-Breaker No Matter How Compatible We Might Seem In Other Ways (2022)
Petrichor Is A Lesbian And She Gets Me Off In A Cozy Way During A Much Needed Rainstorm (2022)
The Unicorn Them Fatale Pounds My Non-Binary Butt Mysteriously (2022)
Bialys Are More Than Just Allies They're Also Bi It Says So Right In The Name (2022)
Bisexually Stuffed By An Orgy Of Sentient Thanksgiving Foods (2022)
The Physical Manifestation Of Twiddor's Rapid Descent Into Chaos Thanks To Inept Management From A Manbaby Edgelord Pounds Me In The Butt (2022)
This Kerning Eats Ass And She's Great At It Also We Are Deeply In Love (2022)
Bisexually Stuffed By Our Living Christmas Stocking (2022)
Pounded By The Physical Manifestation Of The Weird Dull Sadness That Happens After The Holidays End And January Rolls Around (2022)
Sentient Sour Cream And Applesauce Bisexually Get Me Off For Hanukkah Because The Latkes Are Gone But My Ass Is Still Here (2022)
Anal Lesbian Pterodactyl Rodeo (2023)
Comic Strip Writer Scomp Adams Haunted In The Ass By The Things He Can't Say Now That Free Thought Is Illegal Then Realizing It Is Legal He's Just Not Smart Or Funny And Is A Bigot That Nobody Likes (2023)
Mercury Is in Retrograde and She Eats My Ass (2023)
Not Pounded By The Physical Manifestation Of The Gradual Commodification Of Art And Expression Into The Nebulous Idea Of Content (2023)
The Physical Manifestation Of Chaotic Holiday Travel Eats My Ass (2023)
Pounded By The Hanukkah Gelt I Won Playing Dreidel That I Thought I'd Never Eat But Now I'm Seeing In A Whole New Light Because It's Two In The Morning And I'm Hungry (2023)
Punk Rock Parasaurolophus Eats My Ass (2023)
That Sentient Ice Cream Sandwich Is Looking like a Snack Because She Is Literally a Snack (2023)
The Idiom About Comparing Apples To Oranges Gets Me Off Bisexually But Also Confuses Me Because Apples And Oranges Can Be Easily Compared (2023)
The Long Tetromino Piece Falls Into My Butt Just In Time (2023)
Not Pounded By Bi Erasure Because My Current Hetero-Presenting Relationship Does Not Invalidate My Queerness (2023)
Pounded By The Physical Manifestation Of The Comment 'There's A Chuck Tingle Book For Everything' As Evidenced By This Book About The Comment 'There's A Chuck Tingle Book For Everything' (2023)
Suck Session (2023)
Bisexually Satisfied By My Healthy Work/Life Balance (2023)
Not Pounded By Twiddor Checkmarks Because I Blocked Every Person Who Has One, Despite Elon Mork Standing Outside My House In The Middle Of The Night Crying And Begging Me To Join Twiddor Blue (2023)
Conservative Pounded By The Realization That The Protest Music He Grew Up On Does Not Actually Support His Current Hateful Ideology (2023)
The Loveland Frogman Gives The Best Accounting Advice And Head I've Ever Gotten (2023)
The Physical Manifestation Of Cancelled Plans Gets Me Off Because Deep Down I Kinda Didn't Want To Go (2023)
Pounded By The Physical Manifestation Of The Feeling That I Ordered The Wrong Thing Because I Wasn't Quite Ready When The Waiter Came Over But My Friends Were (2023)
Pounded In The Olfactory Glands By Bisexual Scented Candles (2023)
Jorbin Peterson Is Not Pounded By His Rambling Conservative Talking Points Disguised As Intellectualism Because They're Utterly Moronic And Nothing More Than Hateful, Barely Coherent Word Sludge (2023)
Pounded By My Compulsion To Add 'If Not, No Worries' At The End Of A Perfectly Reasonable Request (2023)
This Pumpkin Spice Latte Gets Me Off In A Fun And Sincere Way Because It's Okay For People To Enjoy Popular Things Without Being Shamed For The Perceived (2023)
Pounded By The Aches And Pains I Get After Doing A Simple Physical Task That I Wouldn't Even Think Twice About Doing When I Was Younger (2023)
Bisexually Banged By My Sentient Full Size Candy Bars On Halloween (2023)
Frothed: My Sentient Lesbian Bath Bomb Gets Me Off (2023)
My House Is Haunted By This Haunted House And He Pounds My Butt (2023)
My Overwhelming Gratitude And Appreciation For The Grand Cosmic Rarity Of My Own Existence Gets Me Off (2023)
Bisexually Banged by Those Heart Candies with Romantic Messages That Taste Kinda Bad but I Still Can't Stop Eating (2024)
The Butt of Monte Cristo (2024)
Pounded By This Handsome Sentient Four-Leaf Clover On St. Patrick's Day (2024)
Pounded In The Butt By This Much Needed Nap In The Middle Of A Long Day (2024)
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, And Both Of Them Pound Me Bisexually For Valentine's Day (2024)
Mothman Did A Great Job Installing My Home Audio System And Now He's Eating My Ass (2024)
My Sleep Paralysis Demon Is Actually Pretty Hot And She's Great At Oral (2024)
Not Pounded By Stress Because I Took Some Time For Myself Which Is Perfectly Reasonable And Your Job Should Heck Off If They Give You A Hard Time About It (2024)
Unfiltered: Pounded In The Butt By My Living Water Filter Pitcher Who Learns There Are More Important Things Than The Relentless And Unattainable Pursuit Of (2024)
Bisexually Banged By These Sentient Plastic Easter Eggs Who Eat Me Out From Both Sides While Im In A Standing Position Which Is A Pretty Cool Move (2024)
Pounded By My Obsessive Need To Endlessly Scroll Through Social Media Posts Before Bed Instead Of Getting A Healthy Amount Of Sleep (2024)
This Handsome Sentient Bowling Pin Splits My Ass Also He Is A Ghost (2024)
This Sentient Hot Sauce Destroys My Ass In A Good Way (2024)
Blown By This Handsome Sentient Bubblegum Who Is Also A Successful Landscape Architect (2024)
Happy Birthday Bride Of Frankenstein, Now Pound My Butt (2024)
Bisexually Sandwiched By Sentient Bacon, Lettuce And Tomato (2024)
This Handsome Sentient Baseball Hits A Home Run Into My Butt (2024)
Pounded By My Gratitude For An Average Day Because The Incredible Rarity Of Existence Means Every Day Is So Much More Than Average (2024)
This Lesbian Ampersand Gets Me Off (2024)
Pounded By This Expanded Bike Lane Which Is An Important Solution When Creating A City That's Less Dependent On Cars (2024)
A Buttmare On Pound Street (2024)
Pounded In The Butt By My Wolfcar On The Full Moon (2024)
Not Pounded By The Absurd Amount Of Trailers Before This Movie Because I Showed Up Late To Avoid Them (2024)
Pounded By The Peace And Contentment I Feel Around Someone I Truly Love (2024)
This Sentient Thanksgiving Parade Float Eats Me Right (2024)
Crammed By Krampus (2024)
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